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If you don't answer the letters you receive, you won't have the problem long. -- Confucius Say
If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
If you don't believe hell freezes over, you haven't done Windows.
If you don't believe in angels, you haven't heard me sing.
If you don't believe in demons, you haven't heard me snore....
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.
If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies! -- Monty Pytho
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost. -- Rune's Rule.
If you don't control your mind, someone else will. -- John Allsto
If you don't cook you get a raw deal every meal!
If you don't do it excellently, don't do it at all.
Because if it's not excellent, it won't be profitable or fun, and if you're not in business for fun or profit, what the hell are you doing there?...

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