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• > If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. &l
• lt;*>{}<*> The only reason you remember your name &l
  *>{}<*> <*>{}<*> is because everybody keeps yelling at you....
• Your brain -<*<- Your brain if you vote Conservative -<.&l
• Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town!
  Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!...
• You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -- Janis Jopli
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Bet you can't stop reading here <--- I knew it...
• Polymorphing your dog probably makes you safer.