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If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
-- Martin Mull...
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
If you don't enjoy what you have, how can you be happy with more?
If you don't ever give your heart wings, you never fly!
If you don't expect anything, it is quite likely that your anticipation will reach fulfillment, and you will get nothing.
If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
If you don't find it in the Index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
-- "Consumer's Guide", Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897)...
If you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get i
and if you do, it ain't worth it. -- Casey Stengel...
If you don't get it first, you don't get it all.

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