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• Don't you think you're being rather high-handed, young man?
  You thought you saw a young girl enter the yard....
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers.
  Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet conversation, said, "I'm afraid you and I don't really fit in with this jaded group....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead, while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind.
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• You are a very beautiful girl. Do you have a 16-bit adder?
• You better learn it fast, you better learn it young, because 'someday' never comes.
  -- John Fogerty...