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• Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
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• In a future life, may you come back as yourself.
• If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• The more you study, the more you find out you don't know, but the more you study, the closer you come.
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• You will never get any better if you don't push yourself.
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  Eric? Come on out here and tell us about yourself....
• The farther away from the entrance of the market (theater, or any other given location) that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.
  -- Judith deMille Berso...