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If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.
If you can't be good, belittle.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't be right, at least be careful.
If you can't be trusted with a gun, you need a keeper.
-- Dafydd ab Hugh, quoted by J. Neil Schulman, Self-Control, Not Gun Control...
If you can't be vegetarian, then eat one.
If you can't be weird, why be?
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't boil water, you can't grow zucchini.

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