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• Islamic women can do kinky things with their ankles.
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• Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
  She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
• May a weird holy man move in with you.
• May a weird holy man put a curse on you.
• Why be Politically Correct when you CAN be RIGHT?
• Why read it when you can print it?
• Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL?????
• Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.