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• Save the Rainforest! Eat a vegetarian!
• A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. -- David Brenne
• We'll make you one with everything!" -- Yogi's Vegetarian Pizza
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• Homer: Come on, eat the can! Come on! Marge: You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there.
  -- Homer tests the appetite of a goat, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
• All you can eat, shrimp.
• If rich, eat when you please. If poor, eat when you can.
• Code so clean you can eat off it.