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• Brad: Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications.
  Well, I may not have a lot of "credentials" or "training", but I tell you one thing...
• If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field
  hen by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted....
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
• The real problem with Dan Quayle is that no one is sure of his qualificatio
  o no one can speak with any authority about what kind of work he is out of, or what is needed for him to find something to do....
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....