If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me.

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-- Seen on the back of a 911 driven by a blonde

Cache me if you can . . .
You can never beat anything that fights laying on its back.
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
Can you see the real me ?
What can you do for me?
Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho
You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down.--T.Petty
Gosh that takes me back ... or forward. That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.
-- Dr. Who...

If You Can Beat Me, You Can Eat Me.

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