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• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• A duel of wits? With you? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
• It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
• Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
• You and me against The Rangers? GREAT! When do we attack?
• You attack a little dwarf, but he dodges out of the way.
• You have nothing with which to attack the dragon. It has injured you and and you cannot carry as much.
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• Four people attack you with screwdrivers, you have a gun, they're supposed to die.
  That's not racism. That's Darwin. -- Chip Flatow...