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• Don't read everything you believe.
• If you believe everything you read, it would be better for you to have been born perpetually illiterate.
• If you're 18 and can read this, you must be Japanese.
• If you understand everything, you must be misinformed. -- Japanese Proverb
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  -- Bullwinkle J. Moose...
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• As you read the scroll, it vanishes...