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• Q: How many Democrats does it take to enjoy a good joke? A: One more than you can find.
• Looking at postcards is better than looking at the real thing.
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
• It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats. -- Stewart Alsop
• The fault you find is not the one you were looking for.
• Most people fear the Republicans because they don't seem able to solve the problems.
  Most people fear the Democrats because they do seem able to solve problems, but it always costs a lot more money than anyone was willing to admit....
• There is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
• A narcissist is anyone better-looking than you. -- Gore Vidal
• There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie
  a howling away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts....