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• Everyone is looking at you staring at my tits.
• I want to start a car repair shop, have already got the air for the tyres.
• Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're not your normal effervescent self.
  Homer: I got my problems, Moe. Give me another one....
• Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you.
  Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving....
• I was really primed for some tits and ass last night," the bumbling would-be Lotario reported with a groan, "but all I got in the fucking singles bar was twits and sass!
• Be happy with what you got and don't worry none about what you ain't got, cause you can't get happy when you is worry filled.
  If you got it, enjoy it, and if you ain't got it, don't give it no worry....
• PADDED TRAINING BRA -- tits for tots.
• I took Benzedrine--I got clairvoyance. With Benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world--like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?
  -- Mort Sahl...
• Solve the problems and save you worrie