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If I let go a hammer on a planet having a positive gravity, I need not see it fall to know that it has, in fact, fallen.
-- Spock, "Court Martial," stardate 2948.9....
If I let go of the feelings which cause me pain, I would have no feelings at all. -- Dan Goodma
If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron.
That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "Hey look. He's carrying a so...
I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the ``WATCHTOWER'' and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top.
. They look NICE in the yard-- -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.
If I looked at this retroactively, is Heidi my co-worker?
I filtered all the twits and had no messages lef

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