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• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Sir, the type of woman currently favoured in France are toothless crones who just cackle insanely.
  Oh, ignore that. They're just playing hard to get....
• I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as putting on a hat.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
  I mean can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...