Related:

• Bury me on my face," said Diogenes; and when he was asked why, he replied, "Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Diogenes, vi...
• My biggest hatred in the world is having people I don't know grab and pull at me and try to kiss me.
  BROOKE SHIELDS...
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• I eat breakfast 300 yards from 2000 troops trained to kill me
  o don't think for one second that you can come down here in your fagitty-ass whites, flash your badge, and make me nervous....
• I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harri
• My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
  First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....
• As I slide down the bannister of life, I see you as a splinter in my ass!!
• This tagline is not upside-down.
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...