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• The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
  Cats take a message and get back to you....
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• I 'll woo her as the lion wooes his brides. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1
• I fled, and cry'd out, DEATH! Hell trembled at the hideous name, and sigh'd From all her caves, and back resounded, DEATH!
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 787...
• Kirk: "I couldn't get past the death of my son." Spock
  I was prejudiced by her accomplishments as a Vulcan." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• For her own breakfast she 'll project a scheme, Nor take her tea without a stratagem.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vi, Line 190...
• I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience.
  In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say....
• When I get my strength back, I'm going to take a good long rest.