If Cigarettes Are The Leading Cause Of Most Household Fires In America, Why Do So Many Firemen Smoke?

If Cigarettes Are The Leading Cause Of Most Household Fires In America, Why Do So Many Firemen Smoke?

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If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household
fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
-- chevyn

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