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  Should you behold a panther crouch, Prepare to say Ouch....
• Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
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• Nietsche is Pietsche. -- Ogden Nash
• Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash