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• If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
• If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
• If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
• Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.
• Not enough brains to get anywhere *near* the gutter.
• If brains were outlawed, nothing would change.
• If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
• A flea and a fly in a flu Were imprisoned, so what could they do.
  Let us flee said the fly. Let us fly said the flea So they flew through a flaw in the flu....
• I thought you were the one with brains.... -- Travis (to Avon) Brains. But no heart.... -- Avo