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• letter from Mark to Mike, about the film's probale certificate) I would like to get back to the Censor and agree to lose the shi
  ake the odd Jesus Christ out and lose Oh fuck off, but to retain 'fart in your general direction', 'castanets of your testicles' and 'oral sex' and ask him for an 'A' rating on that basis....
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
• The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
• Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, `I drink therefore I am.'
• murf /smerf/ n. [from the soc.motss newsgroup on Usenet, after some obnoxiously gooey cartoon characters] A newsgroup regular with a habitual style that is irreverent, silly, and cute.
  Like many other hackish terms for people, this one may be praise or insult depending on who uses it....
• murf: /smerf/ [from the soc.motss newsgroup on USENET, after some obnoxiously gooey cartoon characters] n.
  A newsgroup regular with a habitual style that is irreverent, silly, and cute....
• The true genius is a mind of large general powers, accidentally determined to some particular direction.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Hey! Respect your elders. Call me Mr. Old Fart. -- Dick Vignoni