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• Saddam doesn't realize that if he doesn't get out, we're going to kick his ass out.
  -- President George Bush, January 1991...
• If you are the shopkeeper you can take things for free.
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Shop, shop 'til you drop.
• On the day of his anniversary, Joe was frantically shopping around for a present for his wife.
  He knew what she wanted, a grandfather clock for the living room, but he found the right one almost impossible to find....
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, you're an orgasm addict, you're always at it, and you're an orgasm addict.
  -- The Buzzcock...
• Vault guards always make sure you aren't a shopkeeper.