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If A Scientist Uncovers A Publishable Fact, It Will Become Central To His Or Her Theory.
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If a scientist uncovers a publishable fact, it will become
central to his or her theory.
-- Mann's Law
His or her theory, in turn, will become central to all
scientific thought.
-- Corollary
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