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• If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
• If you sold tombstones, no one would die.
• Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• All this progress is marvelous . . . now if only it would stop! -- Allan Lampo
• I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. -- Data
• Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carli