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If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....
If at first you don't succeed, sue for 5 million dollars.
If at first you don't succeed, that is only to be expected- there is a little bit of good even in the best of us.
(No one is as good as he thinks he is.)...
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.
-- Law of Computability Applied to Social Science...
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
If at first you don't succeed, try again - if you still fail, give up - no sense being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Field...
If at first you don't succeed, try a Redhead.
If at first you don't succeed, try cash !
If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.

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