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• LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die...
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!
• In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $
  20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years....
• Generally, people will be more forcefully in opposition to the fluoridation of the water, if they have false teeth.
• Those who have false teeth, when your plates come out tonight, don't use just water in an ordinary old glass, use some class, use Bud Light, and put some sparkle in your smile for tomorrow!
• Optometrist: Your son has a temporary condition called "Lazy Eye" where one eye is weaker than the other.
  You'll have to wear these for two weeks....
• Nature (reality) is just as absolutist as chess, and her rules (laws) are just as immutable (more so) -- but her rules and their applications are much
  much more complex, and have to be discovered by man....
• Braces for false teeth. -- Polish inventio
• Girls who wear glasses have lots & lots of energy! -- Al on Quantum Leap