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• Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
• When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
  -- Rule of Feline Frustratio...
• Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
• When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete....
• Bow Wow! Dyslexic dogs sit on your face and lick your lap.
• SOB SISTER -- a girl who sits on your lap and bawls and makes it hard for you.