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• I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be entertained.
• Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up. -- Will Roge
• My wife and I were in Las Vegas. My wife called down and asked for room service--and a half hour later they send up a table and a dealer.
  Of course, my wife doesn't gamble, so she sent the table back....
• In my youth I wanted to be a great pantomimist--but I found I had nothing to say. -- Victor Borge
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• I come more and more to the conclusion that wilderness, in America or anywhere else, is the only thing left that is worth saving.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• I'm going to do a routine now, the ones of you that have heard it before may enjoy hearing it again.
  The ones of you that have not heard it before may enjoy hearing it again next time....
• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. -- Victor Borge