Related:

• New Gay Slogan: 2Q2BSTR8 (Too cute to be straight)
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
  Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone....
• Remember when gay was the opposite of sad rather than straight?
• Two, four, six, eight; being Gay is as good as Straight!
• Over the hills and far away. -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- The Beggar's Opera, Act i, Sc. 1
• Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
  I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
• I am as sober as a judge. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Don Quixote in England, Act iii, Sc.
  14...
• This is the porcelain clay of humankind. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Don Sebastian, Act i, Sc.
  1...