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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebria
I don't even know what street Canada is on. -- Al Capone
I don't even listen to 2 Live Crew, being more of a John Denver kind of guy.
-- Scott Dietzen ------------------------------ First off, I'm embarrassed to be Dietzen'...
I don't exercise. What's in it for me? You've got to offer me more than my life to get me on a Stairmaster grunting for two hours.
I view my body as a way of getting my head from one place to anothe...
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
.. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and numbe...
I don't expect executives to be creative but I do expect them to have courage.
-- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...
I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.
I don't feel good. -- The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)
I don't feel in the least bit humble before the vastness of the heavens.
The stars may be large, but they can not think or love...
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.

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