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• The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth." I usually pick one small topic like this to give a lecture on.
  Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms....
• No one can make you feel more humble than the repairman who discovers you've been trying to fix it yourself.
• Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her.
  Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you....
• buu Stevie[FP] with a plunger. * Stevie[FP] looks for the verb in that sentence &l
  ili> i think you're missing a verb <Stevie[FP]> I think he's missing a brain....
• A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to you?
  God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a. [the crowd falls silent.
  The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
• I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit. -- Lisa, "(Lurleen on Me)