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I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do taglines.
I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
I don't do work, but I have a friend who doe
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. -- Robert Aboud
I don't engage in a battle of wits with defenseless people.

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