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I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed.
I don't have insomnia - it's just that I don't always remember to sleep.
I don't have the time for a hobby. I have a computer.
I don't have time for a crisis!
I don't have time to think, I've got programs to write.
I don't have to agree with your opinion but I do respect it, 'cos you're so unique like everybody else in this universe.
My opinions are my experiences. -- DISCLAIMER...
I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah. -- Sandra Hereld
I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it.
I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
-- Bill Murray, "Ghostbuste...
I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
He was fun when he was a puppy. I named him Stay....
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