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I don't get even, I get Odder!!
I don't get mad -- I get odd.
I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an elevator the operator says the same thing
Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played hide-and-seek. They wouldn't even lo...
I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset.
And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there'...
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility.
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. -- Paula Poundstone
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.

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