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  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should.
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• John: Brad, will you get the phone? Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.
  ) I can't! I'm playing Omega! John: Ambar, will you get the phone?...
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...
• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...
• I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
  I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
  No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...