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• Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
  Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
• Why do I have to Work for a living?
• I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod
  my shadow does that much better. -- Plutarch...
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• Kirk: "Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now!
  Do you hear me? *Do you?!" Khan: "Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend....
• There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.