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I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I Don't Charge Tax, I Collect It -- Mark E. Sunderlin aka Dr. Megabyte
I don't cheat, I play by the extended rules.
I don't delegate responsibility--I delegate blame
I don't DESERVE this!! I haven't even KILLED anyone in this issue!
-- Kobra, in an Ambush Bug story in DC Prese...
I don't do drugs. Books are my escape from reality.
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do mornings...
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