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I Don't Do Skating, It Makes My Beer All Foamy.
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I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
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I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head.
My interests: women, figure skating, wrestling, & women.
I look for beer - it makes me go.
Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
-- Milt Kame...
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife!
-- Anon....
