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I Don't Eat Snails. I Prefer Fast Food. -- Robert Aboud
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I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
-- Robert Aboud
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I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for FOOD.
People who eat snails are slime!!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
QOTD: "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it.
I prefer to remain anomalous.
I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I prefer the company of equals. -- Rike
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
