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• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
  -- 43 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  -- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to floss my cat. -- 1 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to court for kitty littering. -- 88 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
  -- 15 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...