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• I'd love to, but... I have to floss my cat. -- 1 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  -- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to fulfill my potential. -- 40 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to fluff my shower cap. -- 35 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to jog my memory. -- 93 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
  -- 65 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO