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I'd love to, but... there's a disturbance in the Force. -- 13 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... you know how we psychos are. -- 77 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to have my conk fixed. It's too big. -- Princess Diana
I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
I'd love to own a candy factory. I'd make a mint!
I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
I'd much rather have a chest to chest session.
I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her.
-- Hoyt Axton in a marvelous Pizza Hut commercial...
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