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I'd love to, but... my uncle escaped again. -- 84 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... my yucca plant is feeling yucky. -- 57 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... none of my socks match. -- 50 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
-- 53 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... the grunion are running. -- 30 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... the last time I went, I never came back. -- 47 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... the man on television told me to say tuned. -- 5 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
-- 33 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
I'd love to, but... the President said he might drop in. -- 4 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
I'd love to, but... there are important world issues that need worrying about.
-- 67 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...

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