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• I'd love to, but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
  -- 86 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
  -- 90 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- 99 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to study for a blood test. -- 79 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- 49 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. -- 51 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to bleach my hare. -- 74 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
  -- 17 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...