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I die,--but first I have possess'd, And come what may, I have been bless'd.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Giaour, Line 1114...
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
IDI: Invoke Divine Interventio
I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
IDIOS AMIGOS - We're wild and crazy guys!
Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

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