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• You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
• NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice after noticing this notice that this notice was not worth noticing.
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho....
• Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!" -- Wanda
• Never insult someone you can't outrun.
• SMILEY :-D laughing (at you!)
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?