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I despise WINDOWS!
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
-- Stephen Leacock (1869-1944)...
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd feel better about doctors if it wasn't called 'Practice'.
I'd forget my balls if they didn't come in a bag.
I'd get my mind from the gutter but I'm afraid of heights.
I'd get out of here now if I were you. It's not safe here.
"Trust me - it's not safe out there either." "Oh hell, I forgot that....
I'd give $1000 to be a millionaire. -- Lewis Timberlake
I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess..
I'd give my right arm to be able to touch type.

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