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I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
I didn't create reality...I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I Didn't do it" by Ivan Alibi
I didn't do it! -- Crusty the Clow
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it, the computer did it!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead.
You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!

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