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• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I don't. -- Cole Porte
• I don't want to be a millionaire - just to live like one.
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• Do not needlessly endanger your lives until I give you the signal. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
• I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my Node ..
• Where yet was ever found a mother Who 'd give her booby for another?
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Mother, the Nurse, and the Fairy...
• A millionaire!? Ooh, I kept the wrong one. -- Grampa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Nancy = Millionaire, Tonya = Zilch
• MILLIONAIRE CUNNILINGUIST -- Midas muffer.